The idea for the play came about during Page to Stage events run by Firebrand Theatre Company in the Scottish Borders. It was a prompt for writing something from an era you wished you'd lived in. I always loved the idea of life in Paris in the 1920's.
Work In Progress
Paris in the 1920’s. The opening of a play about ambition portrayed through the animal instincts of artists/writers. Gertrude Stein holds a salon where all the famous and soon to be famous artists/writers meet. She tries to influence and control the artists/writers but she can’t as their egos and ambitions are too much. The artist/writers are portrayed as animals with Stein the only human during most of the play. Their ambitions eventually side-line her as they move on and she becomes a Queen without subjects. This eventually leads her to create her own narrative and come into the mainstream with her own writing.
CHARACTERS
Gertrude
Stein. Age: Forties.
Ernest
Hemingway-as a dog. Age: Twenties.
Pablo
Picasso-as a dog. Age: forties.
James
Joyce—as a lion. Age: forties.
1920’s. Gertrude Stein’s house 27 Rue De Fleurus Paris.
Gertrude
Stein enters- She is dressed in full punk regalia think Ziggy Stardust/Toyah
Wilcox during punk era.
She
holds two dog leads one in each hand. On
the end of which are two actors(dogs) on all fours and wearing dog collars
snarling and barking and scratching at each other. Stein is struggling to control them. This is Picasso and Hemingway.
Bowie’s
Diamond Dogs plays as Stein enters.
STEIN—Picasso.
Hemingway. Behave. Behave. Sit. Mamma says. (Snaps her fingers and points to corners of the room.) Now. (Snaps her
fingers again.)
(They
stop barking and slink away into opposite corners and lie in their dog baskets.
They continue to eye each other.)
STEIN—I am so
disappointed in the both of you. I invite you into my home. Yes, invite.
Not everyone gains entry to my Paris salon. Only those that mamma decrees
are worthy of her wisdom.
(Picasso barks.)
And no it wasn’t all his fault.
You’re both to blame. Acting in such a manner.
Great artists do not disrespect each other. Any minute now the cream of
intellectual Paris will fill this room. They come to listen to mamma special
boys.
(Hemingway barks.)
Not Gertrude,
Ernest. Miss Stein. Doyen of Paris. And literature. Here in my modest little
apartment I create the future.
(Hemingway barks.)
Thank you Ernest.
(Picasso barks.)
No names Pablo.
(Hemingway barks.)
Ernest I said.
(Both
bark at each other.)
STEIN—Boys. Please. I have food.
(Both a low growl.)
And a very special
present for you both. But only if you
behave. Both of you. (They stop growling.)
That’s my boys.
(She beckons them to come to her, they do, she pats their heads, tickles
their chins.)
STEIN-- O I’m so sorry
did I shout at you? You’re such good…Most
of the time. Yes both of you Pablo.
(Hemingway barks.)
I love you both. My little pedigrees.
(Both push in trying to get closer than the other to her. They roll onto their backs and Stein tickles
their tummies.)
STEIN—O you like that
don’t you. The both of you big softies
aren’t you. All that barking and growling. There’s no need for it. Haven’t I told you both? You are from the same
line. Only geniuses gets their tummies
rubbed by Gertrude Stein.
(Hemingway barks.)
STEIN—Yes Ernest I did
promise food.
(Picasso
barks.)
STEIN— And a present.
Food first. But only…
(Both bark.)
Promise?
(Both bark.)
Good boys.
(She
fetches two bones.)
(They
glare at each other while her back is turned.)
STEIN—Mamma has got eyes
in the back of her head. Now Ernest.
(Pablo
barks.)
Be patient Pablo. Now
Ernest I’ve got you the choicest bone.
Just what you need to build you up and make you big and strong. This is
the very backbone of Dostoevsky himself. Don’t snatch. (Hemingway
takes the bone and goes to his basket.) Not all at once Ernest. Take your time. It is rather heavy but full of
nourishment. Savour it.
(Picasso barks.)
STEIN—I haven’t forgotten
you Pablo. (Gives Picasso the bone.)This is special. That’s it. Study it. Before…You have the hard
surface of Goya and inside the delicious brains of Michelangelo himself.
(Picasso goes to his basket. A loud scratching at the door. This is
James Joyce off stage.)
STEIN— Always someone far too
early. (The scratching comes again.)
And so impatient. (She goes to window.) I
might have known. It’s that James
Joyce. He’s come crawling back has he? (To Picasso/Hemingway.) Will we let him
in boys?
(Both bark, yes.)
Okay. And mamma will be
nice. And you both will be nice won’t you? (Both
bark, yes.) Promise mamma no
ganging up on him like before? (Both bark no. A small roar from James Joyce.) Patience Joyce. (A rumbling roar from the door. Stein ignores it.) First my
little present to you both. (She puts the
diamond collars on them.) Diamond collars for my special boys. (She indicates for them to sit ‘nice.’ She
admires them. Joyce continues to grumble and scratch at the door.) Everyone
will be so jealous of you both. (Re
Joyce.) Some more than others I think.
He isn’t very patient is he?
(She
goes to the window and Hemingway and Picasso start squaring off to each other.)
STEIN— Ahh the
intellectuals are arriving. Pushing and shoving as usual. (Joyce roars.) That
frightened them.
(Stein goes to open the door but Hemingway
and Picasso start growling at each other and fighting trying to get the collar
off the other.)
STEIN—Boys, boys, please.
(She
tries to separate them but both bite her hand.
The collars fall off as the outside door is pushed open by Joyce and
Hemingway and Picasso run out scratching growling at each other.)
(Stein
is in shock. A loud roar is heard from the doorway.)
STEIN— No, leave them Mr
Joyce. They’ll be back. (She picks up one of the collars.) Come to Mamma. She has a little present for you.
(Joyce
enters and struts around the room. Stein tries to put the collar on him but he
refuses.)
STEIN—Not very nice Mr Joyce. I read Ulysses last night again. In one
sitting. I couldn’t put it down. Come to mamma the genius of the age. (Joyce
growls.) The only genius of the age.
(Joyce
lets Stein put on the collar. He sits beside her.)
STEIN—Shall we welcome
our guests Mr Joyce? (Joyce indicates yes. Stein to the open door.) Come to mamma.
(Bowie’s
‘Golden Years’ plays as we fade to dark.)
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